"Hey daddy! Look what I discovered!"
"What?"
"You know, 0 x 0 = 0. And 0 + 0 = 0. And you know what? 2 + 2 = 4 and 2 x 2 = 4. Those are the only two numbers where the sum and the product are the exact same number!"
Daddy smiles.
"Am I the first one to discover this?"
"In yourself, you are."
